2010 Oscar Intro Montage Predictions

George Clooney looks out the window of an airplane and sees the house from Up.

Paraplegic Sam Worthington wakes up in the body of a District 9 arthropod.

Carey Mulligan is whisked away from her stifled 1960s home life and into the sexy, exciting world of Minnesotan Jews.

Some Hurt Locker/Inglorious Basterds thing. You know, war and all.

Sandra Bullock teaches Precious to be really good at football.