We can tool on Vanilla Ice all we'd like, but I'm of the school of thought that in every Cool As Ice joke, there lies a kernel of resentment for a time that we thought Rob Van Winkle was honest-to-God the baddest motherfucker in America. Dude MOVED records, and that doesn't happen ironically.

Frail Limb Purity gets it, repurposing the theme which Ice will forever live in the shadow of into just as stirring, electric, and- well, cool- a jam as it was back in the day. Ups.

Frail Limb Purity - Vanilla Ice vs. Yusek & Duotone (White Label)