Being disappointed in Relapse as I was, I really haven't been keeping a thumb on Eminem in '09. Still though, I figured my comic geek radar would've picked up on his Punisher book, released back in May, of which I was entirely unaware of until preparing this here post.

So in 2009, Eminem has released an underwhelming LP, contributed an admirably nasty verse to a Drake remix, and joined the esteemed ranks of Witchblade and Archie. That's breaking even, right?

am.fm.pm's got an exclusive for you this morning from the The White Panda, a little thank you to all the readers who pushed them and their pop-swagger "What You Know About Little Secrets" past 2500 (!) downloads over the weekend. Em gets trancey as fuck with a twist of The Juan MacLean's "Give Me Every Little Thing" and "The Simple Life", giving all them coked up Rubulad wimmins a REASON to bust out the American Apparel tank thong. Welcome to the working week.

The White Panda - Shake Every Simple Thing (Eminem vs. The Juan MacLean)