I feel I should fess up: for all my YO HEREZ THE NU CLUBB HOTNESS shit I talk up here, I can't stand clubbing. I love dance music, concerts, breasts, and casual drug use, but for some unfortunate reason the sum total of these interests is a night of privileged LES night children putting shit up their noses and strutting their plumes. Or I don't know the cool places to go or whatever. Clubs are overpriced and full of sex offenders.

And I can get into some house music, but that new Calvin Harris album is ludicrously cheesy. Sure, I Created Disco tasted like bargain bin James Murphy here and there, but what it lacked in imagination it made up for with energy and enthusiasm. Good electro demands a little punk rock, and it's too bad that Harris ditched GG Allin in favor of Gigi D'Agostino on Ready For The Weekend.

But hey, let's piss off some Nirvana fans this Monday, what do you say?

Oh, word? Activision is alredy on it? NM. (Mighty Mike- you've been KILLING it lately, man.)

Calvin Harris vs. Nirvana "Not A Teen" (Mighty Mike Mashup)

3 comments:

daretoeatapeach said...

My word. Kurt is somersaulting in his grave indeed. That's what you get for exiting early, kiddo.
I love it? Anyhow, it's not as wrong as it seems... Smells Like Teen Spirit is all about that energy, wanting to tear up the floor. Mob rule. The dance scene has that same energy in it's own way. This isn't nearly as off-base as the slow covers of the same.

Anonymous said...

I still ain't heard a good remix of 'Smells Like' so far, but this is definitely up their with the very worst I've heard. It perfectly answers the question: "How do you take two great tunes and turn them into one really awful tune?"

Dr. President said...

I'm a Nirvana fan, and I'm loving this!!!!