Not to be that kid in high school/college/always who'll argue to the end of the earth that real rock was born and died in the 70's, but do you realize how far humanity has fallen off in our output of music to freak out old people since the release of Ziggy Stardust?

2009

DAD: WHAT'S THIS GODDAMN GARBAGE YOU'RE LISTENING TO?

KID: Jeez Dad, it's "Stanky Legg". It's a song about a dance where you grind your leg like you're humping. Get with the program.

DAD: GODDAMN PERVERT MUSIC IS MORE LIKE IT.

1972

DAD: WHAT'S THIS GODDAMN GARBAGE YOU'RE LISTENING TO?

KID: Jeez Dad, it's Ziggy Stardust. It's a space rock opera about a gender vague, sexually enlightened galactic nomad accepting his fate as the universe's soul lover. Get with the program.

DAD: GODDAMN PERVERT MUSIC IS MORE LIKE IT.

Hit up ToToM's site for the Negative Mix of his fresh "Moonage Todaydream", instead laying Bowie's baritone over the Pumpkins' sunny instrumental, and hit the original mix below.

ToToM "Moonage Todaydream" (David Bowie vs. Smashing Pumpkins)

Previously on am.fm.pm: Bowie vs. MGMT.