Jamz: In the Jealous Games People Play.

This past week's bold, Disney-bashing South Park got me thinking: When I say foolish shit like "Oh man, thank God I'm not a kid nowadays", it's not because the media that today's youth is being exposed to is any worse than it was ten years ago- only my seventh grade bedsheets know the perversions I projected onto Rachel from S Club 7 in the dead of night; like I watched the show because of it's challenging dramatic structure.

This why I'm okay with PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 15 being into the Jonas Brothers, High School Muscial, The Cheetah Girls, That's So Raven, The Suite Life, etc.- because I know that it's just a phase, and I know they're healthily on their way to growing up to be just as big of a failure/boozehound/pervert as everybody else in the world.

(I was gonna give props to Not-I for making the Duff sisters palatable, but howzabout props for shocking an overused-two-years-ago M.I.A. pella back to life?)

DJ Not I "M.I.A.'s Lips Ain't Sealed" (M.I.A. vs. Hilary & Haylie Duff/The Go Gos)