Q: How does David Bowie change a light bulb?
A: He doesn't. He just prays to the light machine.
Ba-dum-cheesh. Sucker for lame jokes though I may be, the above holds a special place in my repertoire of terrible puns because of how spot on it's characterization of Bowie is- even as a punchline, the man born David Jones exudes such a perfectly unique mysticism that space-rockers since can only hope to inspire similar wonderment.
It's what sets him apart as an artist, and what sets that joke apart from other groan-worthy music lightbulb jokes like, say:
Q: How many Smiths fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, because there is a light and it never goes out.
I best stop while I'm ahead.
Below, a superb meeting of zero-gravity superjams past and present. Only the true stewards of the scene could devise such a faithfully galactic track. Adrian & D's Bootie NYC, featuring DJ Lobsterdust, hits BLVD down on Bowery 2/20.
A Plus D "Stardust Kids" (David Bowie vs. MGMT)
MGMT vs. Bowie: The song went on forever
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