Five Puns which I chose to shoehorn into my everyday life, their definitions, and the documented results of applying respective puns to real life.

5. Cube and Missile Crisis: First piece from my sculpture project documenting seminal moments in American history. Result: Pending Whitney grant.

4. Hark! Mammal!: My call to summon Mark Hamill upon sight. Result: Success, much to the chagrin of Mr. Hamill.

3. Kingkongnito: The act of calling more attention to oneself while actually trying to be sneaky. Result: Unprecedented success.

2. Malpha Bits: The long expired box of Alpha Bits in my kitchen, and my unwavering desire to eat them. Result: More throw up than I thought could ever come out of a person. There was just so much throw up. It just kept coming and coming. Throw up was everywhere.

1. War of 18' 12": Second piece from my sculpture project documenting seminal moments in American history. Result: Pending Whitney grant.