Crazy like a horse mechanic.

Today's am.fm.pm mixtape has been assembled by Trez, the surprisingly uppity runaway sitting on the steps outside St. Mark's Comics. You got an extra cigarette?

It's the apocalypse. Today. Or this week. Or soon. Everybody is saying that today, January 22rd, the stock market will crash, and, to quote the Marx Brothers, everyone says I love you. But the world is gonna end. The world is gonna end. Deal with it yo, Kirk Cameron was right. Brad Renfro and Heath Ledger are dead, and KIRK CAMERON WAS RIGHT.

Destiny is calling. Will you accept the charges? This ain't no banana phone either, yo. True. Deal with it. Oh shit man, you ever see Donnie Darko? Word! Oh shit YEAH man, word! I felt like that movie was ABOUT me. Yeah, it's just like the part where Jenna Malone says "Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood," right? Shiiit, I'mma survive that. I'mma survive that. Yo, I've been in Twelfth Night like, three times, and it's just like Billy Shakes say, "Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." Okay, sure, it's Sir Toby Belch, so it's probably a penis joke, but that shit still ring true out of context. Most things ring true out of context. Like how the world is gonna end.

Deal with it.

Perry Como "Till The End of Time"

Colleguim Musicum of Columbia University "Dies Irae"

The Rolling Stones "Gimme Shelter"

Moby "Natural Blues"

Nina Simone "Sinnerman"

Duran Duran "Come Undone"

2Pac "Until The End of Time"

Paul Revere & The Raiders "Indian Reservation (Cherokee People)"

Apocalyptica "Nothing Else Matters"

Ennio Morricone "Once Upon A Time In America"

Colleguim Musicum of Columbia University "Lacrimosa"

Andy Williams "The Impossible Dream"