Willing to sacrifice.

Nora, my dearest Nora. It's Victor. Do you know what today is? Of course you do, you clever thing. It's the anniversary, Nora. Our tenth winter together. Shocking how time passes, isn't it? Yes love, ten long and lonely years without your touch. I, trapped in this suit like a monstrous fossil and you- you, my perfumed rose, preserved in perfection. The cure is close at hand, Nora.

This? "What is this?" you ask with hungry eyes? A gift, my delicate flower. I have made you a mixtape, Nora. Do you see? Of course you do, you clever little thing. I have made you a tape, on the magnetic film of which lies a life of devotion. I hold in my hands not a mere two and a half by four inches of plastic my love, but a testament! A testament to my passions: My love for you, and my devotion to a cure for what they have done to us!

And of course, destroying the Batman.

Not even the fiendish hand of Ferris Boyle could destroy the fire trapped within this Maxell casing Nora! Oh darling, what a mixtape made have I! There's Scott Joplin, just like we danced to in youth! Do you remember? Do you remember how we danced? Oh, the Governor's ball, the Governor's ball! Well sleep easy, for dance we shall again when this wretched fever burg has known the vengeance of Dr. Victor Fries!

And, frosty bride of mine, I have included that MOP song with the dope Foreigner sample.

Oh Nora, they'll never understand! We are not beasts! We are human, with all the trappings flesh is heir to! Do we not long? Do we not lust? Do we not love? Do we not curse our wilted, frost bitten manhood as any other would? Yes! The answer is yes! No Arkham cryo-stasis cell could ever bridle my love for thee! My vengeance shall be served cool! Cooler than cool! And after all Nora, what, in the words of Andre 3000, is cooler than being cool? Ice cold, love. Ice cold.

And, of course, destroying the Batman.

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright.


Ice Cube Feat. Dr. Dre and MC Ren "Hello"

MOP "Cold As Ice"

Cold War Kids "We Used To Vacation"

Simon and Garfunkel "A Hazy Shade of Winter"

Eels "My Beloved Monster"

Bob Dylan "Girl From The North Country"

Nico "Winter Song"

GZA "Cold World"

Kool And The Gang "Straight Ahead"

Marvin Gaye "Purple Snowflakes"

Ben Folds Five "Selfless, Cold and Composed"

Scott Joplin "Solace"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is phenomenawesome. Mr. Freeze is definitely one of the cooler Batman villians (pun intended).

Anonymous said...

LOL!! Mr. Freeze... Love it!