Amplitudenmodulation + Frequenzmodulation + Phasenmodulation.

This Saturday, when Nickelodeon cuts broadcasting for 3 hours in an effort to get chunky kids to exercise, what are you going to be up to? Why, watching TV on the Internet, of course! Head on over to Tiny Dancer's Sesame Street Archive, a shockingly comprehensive gold mine of lyrics, mp3s, and YouTube links devoted to the most celebrated children's programme in the history of television.

Retrospectively, perhaps a post made purely as an act of pre-emptive damage control for an awful picture wasn't the worst idea. (And yet for some reason, there is still no pending legislation towards banning all images of Beth Ditto. What a country.) The "worst idea" award goes to having said pre-emptive damage control post be about children's entertainment of all things. (We're sure all the Germans searching for images of soundwave charts couldn't have been that offended.)